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"Who's behind this?""The TRANSSEXUAL MAFIA!" [www.geeksoncaffeine.com]

"Sausage is MEAT!" "No it ISN'T." [everything2.com]

"Joe, I don't agree with your decision to buy a pistol with your economic stimulus check." [www.geeksoncaffeine.com]

It doesn't capitalize on its "urban" sounding name, which despite containing two terminal letter "z"s to indicate plural, does not contain a single hip-hop reference. [www.amazon.com]

"Welcome to Starbucks, how can I help you?" "I'd like a large dark-roast, please." "You mean a Venti?" [everything2.com]

The shot location of "Initech" from "Office Space" [maps.google.com]

GOD NAMES NEXT "CHOSEN PEOPLE"; IT'S JEWS AGAIN. "Oh Sh*t," Say Jews [satirewire.com]

Man says "carve a heart" woman hears "plunge the knife in my chest" [news.yahoo.com]

Japanese version of "The Office." "It's funny because it's racist" [www.hulu.com]

Court: "Paper money is discriminatory against blind." Blind: "Bullshit." [www.disaboom.com]

It's Larry Craig "Bobblefoot" Day! [pics] [www.thesmokinggun.com]