"Welcome to Starbucks, how can I help you?" "I'd like a large dark-roast, please." "You mean a Venti?" [everything2.com]

1 points posted 2008-05-08. 0 Comments. By chandler. save

"You're seeing the future, baby!" [abcnews.go.com]

1 points posted 2008-04-30. Comments. By chandler. save

"Oh Shit" [PICS] [bugehoobs.com]

1 points posted 2008-05-02. Comments. By picslover. save

"Sausage is MEAT!" "No it ISN'T." [everything2.com]

1 points posted 2008-05-03. Comments. By chandler. save

"If I don't reply, you suck, kill yourself." [www.okcupid.com]

1 points posted 2008-05-05. Comments. By chandler. save

It doesn't capitalize on its "urban" sounding name, which despite containing two terminal letter "z"s to indicate plural, does not contain a single hip-hop reference. [www.amazon.com]

1 points posted 2008-05-06. Comments. By chandler. save

I need a new hobby - "wow, this is wrong" [www.AnotherRandomDay.com]

1 points posted 2008-05-06. Comments. By chandler. save

[Confirmed] "Man Bear Pig" Sighting in Appalachia due to superior Ohio science education! (please help this "Certificate of Sighting" reach the students of Wellston High School) [www.thinkgene.com]

1 points posted 2008-05-06. Comments. By chandler. save

You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick [www.everything2.com]

1 points posted 2008-05-07. Comments. By chandler. save

"A condition like this will bring about ... earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor," Robertson said. [everything2.com]

1 points posted 2008-05-07. Comments. By chandler. save

"Can we fix it? Yes, we can!" [www.tuxdeluxe.org]

1 points posted 2008-05-07. Comments. By codemonkey. save