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Baltimore Judge punished for being funny as hell. Among his gems- to a prostitute: "Business must be good. ... If I released you, you'd be scratching that itch tonight." [www.baltimoresun.com]

UK judge scraps rule, skilled Indian workers win [www.ibnlive.com]

Australian politician proclaims,"I did sniff colleague's chair". Then has a good cry. [www.telegraph.co.uk]

"Sausage is MEAT!" "No it ISN'T." [everything2.com]

"Smart Shorties" - Top 40 hip-hop teaching kids math? What the hell? (SFW- turn your speakers up) [www.smartshorties.com]

"Does chaining yourself to a redwood tree do society $100,000 worth of good?": Commencement Advice from P.J. O'Rouke [www.latimes.com]

It doesn't capitalize on its "urban" sounding name, which despite containing two terminal letter "z"s to indicate plural, does not contain a single hip-hop reference. [www.amazon.com]

"Welcome to Starbucks, how can I help you?" "I'd like a large dark-roast, please." "You mean a Venti?" [everything2.com]

Anus laptops: "Put your business in our Anus..." [www.anuslaptops.com]

The shot location of "Initech" from "Office Space" [maps.google.com]

Probe After Judge Tells Underage Drinker to Kill Self [www.foxnews.com]