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Google trying patent "FriendRank" (a.k.a. Network Node Ad Targeting) [appft1.uspto.gov]

"Sausage is MEAT!" "No it ISN'T." [everything2.com]

It doesn't capitalize on its "urban" sounding name, which despite containing two terminal letter "z"s to indicate plural, does not contain a single hip-hop reference. [www.amazon.com]

"Can we fix it? Yes, we can!" [www.tuxdeluxe.org]

"Welcome to Starbucks, how can I help you?" "I'd like a large dark-roast, please." "You mean a Venti?" [everything2.com]

"Armed" and Dangerous (PIC) [blog.foreignpolicy.com]

The shot location of "Initech" from "Office Space" [maps.google.com]

Man says "carve a heart" woman hears "plunge the knife in my chest" [news.yahoo.com]

"Who's behind this?""The TRANSSEXUAL MAFIA!" [www.geeksoncaffeine.com]

Mark Zuckerberg's Patent [appft1.uspto.gov]

Google Files "FriendRank" Patent (identifies the most influential of a circle of friends) [appft1.uspto.gov]